801:All I Want For Christmas Is Lucrative Royalties

December 12th, 2018

Can we all agree "Wonderful Christmastime" is a garbage holiday song? A California man pays $1000 for a one penny Whopper. Could you do without your smartphone for a year for $100,000?


800:Who Did Jaws Eat

December 12th, 2018

It's our 800th episode. Can you believe it? Grab a cookie! We talk about ghost pirates, giant middle fingers and inflatable sheep.


799: Live From Capriottis

December 8th, 2018

We invade Capriottis on 53rd in Davenport for a LIVE podcast with James. This episode features a real life Christmas Meatball MIRACLE! (courtesy Nick The Internet Pizza Guy)


798:He Thinks He’s The Passionate One

December 6th, 2018

We're programming robots with emotions and they're responding with bear spray. OH...YEAH!


797:No Virginia (There Isn’t)

December 4th, 2018

There's a disturbing trend of grown-ups ruining Santa for children. Brett Favre got duped by Nazis. The "Oreo Run" may have cost an Illinois high school a state championship.


796: S.E. Cupp’s Hot Bench

November 28th, 2018

We're pretty sure SE Cupp isn't going to randomly inject herself into this episode. Judge Judy is getting PAID. Convicts in Fort Dodge want their porn back. 


795:Absorbent and Yellow and Porous

November 27th, 2018

Spongebob's creator Stephen Hillenburg has died. The internet is losing its mind over a massive Australian steer. A delightful elderly Vikings fan chokes an obnoxious Packer fan.


794:Jimmy Dean Belt Buckle

November 20th, 2018

Someone has FINALLY invented wrapping paper that smells like breakfast sausages. A wild turkey is mayor of a Wisconsin town. A Florida woman brings meth to her doctor to test it. Is Don on the phone?


793:Wombats and Fruit Baskets

November 19th, 2018

On today's show we learn a curious fact about wombats. 


792:Christmas Mystery

November 17th, 2018

That Canadian guy with the Christmas present from 1970 is having an opening event. Deaf 1st Graders learn a valuable lesson. There's a new world record holder for eating corn with a toothpick.