Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

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December 9, 2019  

Scammed At The Pump

Darren fell for the old "no gas at the pump" scam. Walmart is dealing with a cocaine themed Santa sweater somehow showing up on their website. 

December 6, 2019  

The Nymphomaniac Duck

Chipotle has a team of nurses to make sure their workers are actually sick and not just hungover. The must have toy this Christmas is a Fart Gun.

December 5, 2019  

A Lifetime Of Snacks

Willie Nelson is done smoking weed. Snoop Dog is doing a lullaby album. We know now the secret to finding the perfect shade of lipstick. 

December 2, 2019  

Thanksgivng Booby Trap

Dave judged the Battle of the Beards this afternoon. There are two new versions of Monopoly for people who think it takes too long or not long enough. Plus, we've got a new booby trap story!

November 27, 2019  

Spanksgiving 2019

This episode features family fights, Christmas tree shortages and nightmare tales of Thanksgiving past.

November 25, 2019  

The Peoria Field Test

A Peoria man fails a field test in an actual field. They stopped some Mexican Bologna at the border. This holiday season, get your kids picture taken with Satan.

November 22, 2019  

Ohio’s Got Talent

An Ohio man dreams of making it big but his family won't support him. A Wisconsin man makes license plates out of a beer box. Baby Jesus looks like...Phil Collins?!?

November 19, 2019  

Theatre of Pain

Despite their promises and legal paperwork, Mötley Crüe is hitting the road again. The Impossible Burger might be impossible to make. A snake bite remedy proves ineffective.

November 13, 2019  

Walk Of Fame

The ice and snow has us worried about Darren falling again. Reviewbrah fell out of an attic. Science explains hiccups. 

November 12, 2019  

Dave Paid His Dues…Time After Time

That Beard Championship that Dave's been talking about all year happened this weekend. It's been no bed of roses. No pleasure cruise.