Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

Americans are drinking more these days. A LOT more. Joe Buck regrets asking people to send him videos. The Report of the Week is now reviewing over the counter medicine.

Uranus is leaking gas into space. You can have an AR tiger in your living room. Walmart says they're selling a lot more tops than pants these days. 

As if you needed something else to worry about, there are significantly more worms in sushi these days, scammers can steal everything you own from your phone and ghosts are messing with Foo Fighters.

Some folks are fighting coronavirus with...Christmas lights?!? Get ready for the return of ESPN8. You can now eat potato chips on conference calls.

A yacht with a cinema sunk during repairs. Darren gives his tips for surviving the COVID-pandemic. Being a macho man could kill you.

Remember the movie "Sixteen Candles"? Sam's family forgot her birthday because her sister was getting married. We forgot Larry's birthday. Because it was during the weekend.

Are we staring down the barrel of a global toilet paper crisis brought on by a global pandemic? When did you stop listening to Sting? How busy have you been since 1997? 

How many times has this happened to you? You're in a dark room watching a patient at a Florida health care facility when you drop your phone. The next thing know you've got a toe sucking allegation to deal with. It happens.

People are taking a DYI approach to fecal transplants thanks to YouTube and blenders. A gator is found in an Ohio basement, Daddy!

Frankie has facts for Halloween. Antidepressants in the water are making fish randy. You're probably full of plastic.