Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

An Arizona man works way too hard to get out of work. Florida Man does 120mph because a song told him to.

Yet ANOTHER gender party reveal death?!? Yep. It's raining 777 parts and aliens are flying over Des Moines, New Mexico. These are interesting times.

Someone claims they've invented underpants that will clean themselves. Dave reads more lost ring/metal detector stories.

Thanks to Netflix, corsets are BACK! It's possible Kevin was never really alone in his home.

The Chicken Wars are back with some heavy hitters entering the battlefield. Or is it a battered field?

We play a rebranded version of Florida No Florida. The Family Circus might be the most paranormal comic strip of all time.

The Gorilla Glue story somehow got even stupider. A teenage Civil War reenactor lost his pet rooster at a Cracker Barrell. Cocaine Hippos are destroying Columbia's waterways. 

A woman used Gorilla Glue on her hair and is now considering a lawsuit. Maybe she should hire a cat as her attorney? 

We've brought back Thinning The Herd thanks to another fatal baby shower. Your new iPhone could kill your grandparents.

Selma Hayek's new TV show has an unusual premise. We're going to eat A LOT of cheese during the Super Bowl. Wisconsin Ice fishing ends with a Coast Guard rescue.