Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

Learn how to make an impossible fortune overnight! It turns out, an electric fence will only protect you from a 675 pound Siberian Tiger if it's turned on. 

Imagine jumping out of an airplane while completely naked. Now imagine doing it 60 times in 24 hours. 

We've made the decision to officially call this The Summer of The Gator. Yul Brenner wouldn't have been terrific on sitcoms.

Are online petitions a waste of everyone's time? The answer is of course they are. Except for this one rare exception. 

Are sinister forces trying to keep information about watermelons on Mars from us? They're not. Is playground equipment the best place to make whoopie? If you're in Florida then the answer is of course it is.

A woman saved her twin sister from a crocodile attack. Meanwhile, another woman is reporting she just gave birth to TEN babies!

Before today, we'd have been hard pressed to come up with a SINGLE reason to own a donkey. Now we have five.