Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

A California man is suing Starbucks for injuries he claims were caused by their tea. Dave's still trying to close the beaches. 

The TP shortage forced stores to import from Mexico. And the Hoverboard Dentist is going to jail for 12 years.

Chuck E. Cheese has a ticket problem on their hands. An East Coast beer may been on local shelves next year. We've got breaking fried chicken news.

Adam West IS Superman? Carol Baskin can't dance but OJ actually played pretty well today.

We've got an update on that lock of President Lincoln's hair plus a request to dig up Warren G. Harding and a Japanese folk tale about a haunted bathroom.

Good news! We don't have to worry about a robots rising up to kill us because one of them wrote a letter to the editor and promised they won't do it. Sharks on the other hand...

Working for Ellen at home sounds like a nightmare. Stealing copper from a live wire ends badly. 

Jerry Lewis didn't care where the money came from. Sweet Eileen used to torment the Telethon. Tinder banned a user because he photoshopped a Baby Yoda on his pic.

A WWII Vet is going to get the Juicy Fruit coffin he's always dreamed of. An Australian has invented a new side hustle: Coffin Confessor. 

It's long past time we retire the "speak to the manager" routine. "Dancing With The Stars" will feature a contestant who may have killed her husband.