Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

The search for a new Jeopardy host continues. This Thanksgiving, the Butterball Panic Lines are open. A winter park in Florida is having trouble with their snow.

Murderous hyenas! Punk legends feeding squirrels! Road salt alternatives! This episode of Top Five Things has something for everyone!

Is sausage scented gift wrap the best idea? Should you let a moose lick your car? Who was Mouse Man?

Spike Lee is directing a musical about Viagra. That seems like a better idea than dancing on your back or flamethrowing on the top of a bus.

Dave wants us to believe Chili and Cinnamon Rolls is a thing. Florida man attempts to conceal drugs in his fat rolls. 

Blaming the dog for your own flatulence is a jerk move. A bidding war broke out over a racing pigeon. That moon rock was just petrified wood.

Darren has an important consumer tip for a Michigan grocery store. Turkey farmers are adjusting for our upcoming weird Thanksgiving.

On this episode of Dave & Darren's Top Five things we're talking about topical Halloween costumes, randy pizza delivery guys and WiFi enabled chastity devices.

Dolly Parton might pose for Playboy and squirrels are starting to eat cheeseburgers. 

Conan The Barbarian is getting a TV show. We're facing the end of Spicy McNuggets. An Australian politician suggest kids give up the beach in favor of back breaking work for the selfies.