Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

Like A Dolls Eyes

The thing about a discarded sex doll you find in a creek is it's got lifeless eyes. black eyes, like a doll's eyes. Here's the first Top Five Things from our new studios on Brady Street.

The Cracker Barrel I Do

Love means never having to say you're sorry for asking someone to marry you at a Cracker Barrel for a chance to get free food. 

The Family Stallone

Sylvester Stallone's family will star in a new reality TV show. A monkey's seemingly miraculous birth has a logical explanation. 

Patron Show January 2023

Our first Patron Exclusive podcast for 2023 is up. For some reason we sound like robots for the last ten minutes. No idea how that happened. Artificial Intelligence?

Invite Them To The Party

This episode has stolen monkeys, pizza lawsuits and an "impressive" shark attack.

Deer Stand Trap Door

We've got a Florida story involving a Slim Jim related assault and a Michigan story with a trap door! Also a get rich relatively quick scheme involving mermaids. Enjoy!

Minnesota Slots

Who could have guessed using TikTok to launder money for online gambling or using your position as a lunch lady to sell edibles to high schoolers was a bad idea? 

Nothing Runs Like A Deere

Today's recap features murderous cows, a runaway tractor and storm clouds with a personal vendetta against a park ranger.

I Once Got Busy In A Burger King Bathroom

Are the Sun and the Moon the same thing? Why is Humpty Dumpty always an egg? Which way is left? 

Hottdoggers And Peanutters

Would you rather drive around America in a giant hot dog or peanut? It turns out there's something to the old sitcom trope of doppelgangers. Dave still dreams of taking up metal detecting in retirement.