Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

I Was Passed Out

You'd think the sound of a nearby interstate bridge collapsing would wake a guy up but in Philly, they sleep soundly. And by sleep we mean pass out.

Splish Splash

Shopping for your friend's birthday can be tricky. Martha Stewart doesn't want to talk to you if you're taking a bath. A Japanese startup is helping people quit their jobs.

Little Prankster

You might not like it, Baby but PRANKS ARE WHAT I DO!

I Swallowed Stretch Armstrong

More tales of cruises gone horribly wrong, striking rich by being raised by wolves and a handmade aircraft misadventure! 

He Didn’t Start The Fire (Except He Totally Did)

This episode features an ALL-TIME GREAT meltdown, solid advice and an argument over Hot Pockets that ends with a bullet to the butt. 

Project Neptune

People will climb to the top of the highest mountain or spend weeks at the bottom of the deep blue sea in search of kicks, baby! KICKS! 

Family Secrets

This episode of Top Five Things features odd family secrets, olive oil coffee and another terrific Florida man story.

The Nashville Wake Up Call

A man visiting Nashville (ON BUSINESS!!) woke up to the sight of the hotel manager sucking on his toes. A high school prank and an astronaut's funeral go terribly wrong.

The 36 Month Lease

Mahatma Gandhi famously said, “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” If he were alive today, he'd probably say, "Before you sign, learn what the word lease means."

Tinder For Parrots

This episode features fake twins, parrot hookups over Facetime, people horny for robots and details on a sledgehammer recall.