Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

Bear Spray And The Electric Gilligan

This week we chronicle the struggle of a man who doesn't really like tacos, a Florida woman who claims she confused bear spray with hand sanitizer and a sunflower farm that's had enough of random nudity. 

Listen Like Cake Thieves

People share the exact moment when they knew their relationships were over. A Florida woman is branded a CAKE THIEF. Dave gets a White Sox Captain's Hat (thanks, Jason!). A weirdo wants permission to spit in the sink.

The Hawk And The Snake

A snake battles a hawk on an unsuspecting woman's arm. Wendy's is introducing a new Frosty flavor. A hike through the woods is no walk in the park.

Spank Goes To The Fair

Spank The Joke Telling Monkey Puppet joins us to promote his appearances at the Fair. We learn all about ghost employees and play a round of "Who Is More Florida?".

Ghost Divorce

This week's review features a ghost divorce, a male gorilla giving birth and a shark all hopped up on cocaine. 

Take Your Monkey To Lunch Day

It's Take Your Monkey To Lunch Day, so Spank stops by to plug an upcoming appearance. We review advice columns and consider taking up Pickleball (everyone else is doing it, why shouldn't we?).

Malibu Barbie

We try to wrap our heads around all the Oppenheimer and Barbie hype, explore graduation rituals around the world and celebrate a young man's first ever Mountain Dew can thumb punch.

GET HIM!

This Dave & Darren review features emotional support creepy dolls, renegade swamp sharks and a passionate argument against blue jeans. 

The Pikachu Bomber

This episode features two VERY weird Pokémon stories and a frank discussion on the fine art of weaponized incompetence. 

I Was Passed Out

You'd think the sound of a nearby interstate bridge collapsing would wake a guy up but in Philly, they sleep soundly. And by sleep we mean pass out.