Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

There Were No Survivors

A stuntman sits in a pool of bean dip for 24 in an attempt to save his favorite restaurant, while a man considers breaking up with his fake redheaded girlfriend. 

Frat Llamas And The Cocaine Bear

This episode features llamas at a University of Iowa fraternity and a Kentucky bear eating 70 lbs of cocaine. Or did the bear go to Iowa and the llamas eat the cocaine? Either way...enjoy!

My Revenge Upon The World

Is $3800 too much money to spend on a nipple piercing? Would Dave make a good king? Why is that train horn going off?

Wanna See My Eraser Shavings Ball?

A teenager has saved all of his eraser shavings since first grade. An affirmation tattoo is sending the wrong message. A moped accident results in an unexpected injury.

Plowy McPlowFace

They're making Reese's Peanut Butter Cups using only peanut butter as the ingredient. Cake in a bucket is a thing that exists. Dave Heller joins us to talk about his dream of a bi-state mattress race.

He Died Doing What He Loved

Archaeologists have discovered a "Lamborghini" chariot under Pompeii. Darren plays Florida No Florida. People leave a lot of lottery winnings on the table.

February 2021 Patron Show

This Patron Exclusive show features avalanches, cockfighting and Cheeto residue. Thanks for your support!

Cap’n Silly Bones

This episode features a miraculous rescue at sea, drunk robots and a pirate who needs to find a new gig. 

Frogger The TV Show

An Arizona man works way too hard to get out of work. Florida Man does 120mph because a song told him to.

Another Gender Party Explosion

Yet ANOTHER gender party reveal death?!? Yep. It's raining 777 parts and aliens are flying over Des Moines, New Mexico. These are interesting times.