Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

Cuatro De Mayo

Have Bill and Melinda Gates considered turning their marriage off and then turning it back on again?

Take Your Fish For A Walk

Sure, fish make great pets but you can't take them for a walk. Or CAN you?!?

Patron Exclusive Show April 2020

Here's a show we did just for you Patrons! 

Let’s Play Uncle Ball

We may have a solution for baseball's burden of extra innings. There's a new burger joint in town that is also totally not in town.

FaceApp

Anthony Hopkins won an Oscar in his sleep?!? Rising temps means it's Airport Brawl Season. Matching BFF tattoos sounded like a good idea at the time.
 
 

The Birthday Adventures of Con Juan

A Japanese man is in trouble for having too many girlfriends and too many birthdays. Dave wants to close down the beaches again. This time it's because of ticks!

Millenium Falcon Ash Tray

You can own a piece of the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. The PGA is working out a new bonus structure. 

Dollar General Ban

Imagine thinking a counterfeit million dollar bill would actually work. At a Dollar General.
Painting your roof with a new paint could save you a ton of money on energy costs.

Did I Grow THAT?!?!

Two French pals experiment on each other with hemerrhoid cream. We can add maple syrup to the list of things we need to worry about.

The Ginger Assassin

A pro bowler picks up the 7-10 Split on TV for the first time in 30 years. A new Transformer toy will cost you $700. Steak-Umms is feuding with astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson on Twitter.