Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

Fifty Billion In Debt

It's never a good idea to check your checking balance at 2AM. 

Accidental Trillionaire

Learn how to make an impossible fortune overnight! It turns out, an electric fence will only protect you from a 675 pound Siberian Tiger if it's turned on. 

Naked Skydiving

Imagine jumping out of an airplane while completely naked. Now imagine doing it 60 times in 24 hours. 

Life Under Corn Teen

We've made the decision to officially call this The Summer of The Gator. Yul Brenner wouldn't have been terrific on sitcoms.

Eat The Mona Lisa

Are online petitions a waste of everyone's time? The answer is of course they are. Except for this one rare exception. 

Watermelons On Mars

Are sinister forces trying to keep information about watermelons on Mars from us? They're not. Is playground equipment the best place to make whoopie? If you're in Florida then the answer is of course it is.

Rob Zombie’s The Munsters

A woman saved her twin sister from a crocodile attack. Meanwhile, another woman is reporting she just gave birth to TEN babies!

Five Reasons To Own A Donkey

Before today, we'd have been hard pressed to come up with a SINGLE reason to own a donkey. Now we have five. 

A Couple Of Pop Tart Kingpins

This episode has something for everyone! Gator attacks, elementary school cafeteria capers and Cheap Trick's Rick Nielsen.

May 2021 Patron Show

This Patron Exclusive episode features FDA warnings about cicada consumption, a frank examination of the Head Games album cover and info on a looming portable toilet shortage. Thanks for your support!