Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

Space Tacos

People are eating tacos 227 miles above us. Here on Earth, a beloved bust of Elvis was stolen and returned to a West Peoria bar.

Snakes On All Of The Planes

A stripper's pet monkey bit a kid on Halloween. Steps are being taken to rid airplanes of excess rattlesnakes. Dave wants to buy Fonzie's jacket. 

Patron Show - October 2021

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Ghosted By A Ghost

Edwardo the Ghost wasn't happy when his living girlfirend went public with their relationship. The creator of Squid Game lost six teeth from the stress of producing the show. 

Meet Wingy

Buffalo Wild Wings is hiring robots. Harrison Ford found his lost credit card. Not everyone is crazy about Halloween.

I‘m Your Boyfriend Now Nancy!

The site of the first two Nightmare on Elm Street movies is for sale. We might have to deal with a candy corn shortage this year. 

Wiggles Reunion

The Wiggles are reuniting for an adults only arena tour. A gigantic pumpkin missed out on winning the championship due to internal pressure.

A1 Snake Rental

Do you need a snake? Sure! But snake ownership has always been prohibitively expensive. Until now!

Spin As You Like

William Shatner is about to visit outer space. A Bosnian man built his wife a rotating house. Get ready for a Bozo the Clown reboot.

Le Garbage

Captain Kirk does NOT want to go to space. French sanitation workers are striking for a 21 hour work week. Darren wants to be Baby Yoda.