Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

November 2021 Patron

Here's the first of two Patron Exclusive podcasts you'll get from us this month. This is the November episode. 

They Call Me Big Nose

The man with the world's longest nose is recognized by the Guinness World Records. A Golden Girls fan convention is happening in Chicago next year. 

Nice Day For A Fake Wedding

Is there a better way to get an ex to contact you than staging and elaborate fake wedding? Dave has thoughts on Get Back and license plates.

Mr Belvedere‘s Nutcracker Suite

An armored car "makes it rain" on a California interstate and we have a new favorite Christmas story. 

Sweet Corn Pringles

To promote Movember, someone made a suit out of mustache hair. Hy-Vee struggles to give Pringles away. A Florida woman tries to McGuyver her way out of a DUI. 

Farm Jokes & Onion Rings

Spank The Joke Telling Monkey Puppet stops by the studio for National Farm Jokes Day.

A Very Nutty Chirstmas

The advice column review has some doozies this episode and Melissa Joan Hart is in love with a nutcracker. We also discuss oven mitts!

Ring A Ding Ding

In this episode, a family fulfils a man's last request to be buried in his pick up truck, a woman runs 96 consecutive marathons and people drink hard seltzer in the shower. 

Curly Fries Vodka

Now we've got flying venomous spiders to worry about?!? A trash can makes a harrowing journey across the Atlantic.

Stood Up At The Longhorn

This episode features a few awkward moments at a haunted house, a marathon and an American multinational casual dining restaurant chain.