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An Old Fashioned Christmas

This Winter Solstice we've got what might be the all-time worst Christmas song and a story involving the worst boss of all time. 

The Christmas Pickle

Midwesterners put pickles on their Christmas trees to honor an old German tradition that almost no one in Germany has ever heard of.

Guess Who

Sure, Steph Curry's new NBA record is impressive but is it as impressive as balancing a smoking chimney on your head?

Mrs. Doubtfire 2

We talk with comedian Gary Gulman, discuss the sequel that wasn't for Mrs. Doubtfire and  Whamagedon 2021. 

Cherry Cherry Christmas

What's the best way to deal with pesky teenagers parking their car near your house? A Florida Man answers this question in the most Florida Man way possible: FLAMETHROWER!

Camel Beauty Pageant

If we can't count on an honest camel beauty pageant, what CAN we count on? Why are people putting Christmas trees in their bedrooms?

Joey Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire

We're pumped for the Facts Of Life Live show! Would Bigfoot hunters consider eating them? Joey Chestnut just ate 17 pounds of shrimp cocktail.

November 2021 Patron

Here's the first of two Patron Exclusive podcasts you'll get from us this month. This is the November episode. 

They Call Me Big Nose

The man with the world's longest nose is recognized by the Guinness World Records. A Golden Girls fan convention is happening in Chicago next year. 

Nice Day For A Fake Wedding

Is there a better way to get an ex to contact you than staging and elaborate fake wedding? Dave has thoughts on Get Back and license plates.