Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

Smell The Phone

Imagine losing your iPhone, as if it vanished into thin air, only to have it reappear a decade later...in your toilet! 

Why Buy The Cow When You’re Getting The Milk For Free?

There's a new World Record holder for corn shucking. Maybe using your clown photo on Tinder isn't the best idea?

Just Like Myspace

Keeping a six foot long highly venomous cobra in a homemade cage seemed like a good idea at the time. The Winter Olympics are over and not a moment too soon for one cross-country skier. 

You’re Having Bran’s Baby

A Wisconsin vigilante T-bones snowblower thieves, Mattress Mack loses millions (again!) and a woman fakes two pregnancies to get out of work.

Have You Seen This Pickle?

Today's episode features an anthropomorphic pickle who was lost and then abducted and a guy with a finger (not his) in his wallet.

I Wanna Be A Vampire Baby!!!

A bidet company has come up with the absolute WORST Super Bowl promotion in history. The new Batman used to be a high school vampire and we've got a lot of questions.

Say Uncle

Darren FINALLY knows what he wants to be when he grows up. It's not a Marvin Gaye impersonator at the zoo.

The Iowa City Monkey Experiment

Where has Spank been? He's been happily donating his body to science. Crows are now in charge of keeping Sweden's streets beautiful. 

Red Flags In My Book

A&E tries to outdo TLC with a new completely insane TV show. Tiger King's appeal did NOT go as planned. O.J. shares his Halloween costume.

Patron Show - January 2022

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