Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

Jaws Vs Darth Vader

The Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest had extra excitement this year with a battle between Joey Chestnut and a guy in a Darth Vader mask. We're thinking about opening a new business near the new I-74 Bridge.

Janet The Haunted Doll

Dave's excited to wager on this weekend's John Deere Classic. The Fourth of July is the most dangerous day to be a cell phone. A haunted doll is giving people chest pains.

Men’s Solo Synchro

Darren has a dream to represent the USA in the next Olympics as a solo synchronized swimmer. A man who has never missed a day at his Burger King job got some pens and candy.

Star Wars Jeopardy

Do you think I can't date your friend just because you're my sister? REALLY?!? That's ridiculous! 

Goodbye Norma Jean

Nerf has a mascot. We're approaching a grim elephant anniversary. A 1976 "lost" episode of Sesame Street has been posted online.

Bert And Ernie In The Morning

We're trying to figure out which one of us is Bert and which one is Ernie. There's a trick to save money on concert tickets. A Canadian Beaver took down the internet.

I Thought It Was A Dog!

This episode features a Florida Man mistaking a 7-foot alligator for a dog, sexy talking garbage cans and the meanest elephant ever.

Sky Tacos and Summer Pringles

Taco Bell has an interesting innovation and Darren wants kids to consider marking their summer break with a can of Pringles. 

A Dog Named Freeway

Mariah Carey is being sued over her Christmas song. A newlywed couple decides to starve their guests in order to pay for a visit from Mickey and Minnie Mouse.

Viva Las Vegas

Elvis weddings in Vegas might be coming to an end. A man walks into a Pennsylvania Burger to discover it's completely empty.