Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

Let’s Twist Again

They're FINALLY making a sequel to Twister! A South Carolina man learns what the street value of human cremains is. Dave successfully navigates Aldi's complex shopping cart puzzle. 

For Display Purposes Only

Captain Kirk went to space and it was a huge bummer. A denim enthusiast just spent $76,000 pair of jeans.

When Turkeys Attack

This edition of The Top Five Things Podcast features angry birds, drive-thru misadventures and a stranded astronaut begging for landing fees money. Enjoy!

Bagpipe Alarm

The King's alarm clock is a human being. AnotherTinder date ends with a 911 call and a blood covered naked man in a parking garage. There's yet ANOTHER cheating scandal.
 
 

Self Serve Corn

Dave learns all about self-serve corn stands. Cheaters are having a moment these days. A squirrel invades a home office during a Zoom call.

September 2022 Patron Exclusive Show

Here's the Patron Exclusive Show for September. Thanks for your support!

Trainjacking

You ever hear of a trainjacking? Darren wonders about the local racoon population and a young man gets a traffic cone stuck on his head. 
 
 

Where The Sun Don’t Shine

James Earl Jones is a wonderful man who famously played a villian who was more machine than man. He's giving up that job to an actual machine. Taint sunning is taking the country by storm! Kelly Ripa wrote a book.

Chinese Food Chokehold

A Florida family enjoyed their succulent Chinese dinner until Mom had to call the cops. We look at road rage data after a bizarre event after an Arkansas football game.

Just Like Sodom And Gomorrah

Kids who wear rock band t-shirts aren't necessarily fans.. We've got life hacks on getting a rental car when none are available and how to get the very  best deal on a Walmart TV.