Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

Dave And Darren’s Rent A Bow

Giant five fingered teddy bears are the stuff of your worst Christmas nightmares. We're pleased to announce our new giant bow rental venture. Frosty The Snowman had demons, man.

Hot For UPS

Apparently, our fellow Americans are hot and bothered over their delivery drivers. Demi Moore is newly single. Owls are back in the news.

Bizarre Love Triangle

This review of our Planet 93.9 Morning Show includes a bizarre love triangle, fried chicken lawsuits and a good old fashion meat log assault. 

Tater Kegs

An absolute breakthrough in tater tot technology has us both very intrigued/hungry. A Quad Citian just shattered the world record for hand clapping.

CornholeGate

This episode has details on a multi-million dollar meat heist, a scandal in the world of professional cornhole and an ingenious method to maximize your PTO next year.

Was E.T. Real?

Drew Barrymore struggles with wine stains and coming to terms with a fake friend. Bobby and Cindy wander off and smuggle beans and franks to a runaway via flashlight.

Patron Show October 2022

Here's your Patron Exclusive Show for October 2022. Hope you enjoy!

One Day At A Time

It turns out an exploding colon and being brought from the dead were just the beginning of bombshells from the new Matthew Perry memoir. Darren invents the McRib McMuffin.

World Cup Walk

Sure, walking to Qatar SEEMS like a good idea...but IS it? And why are people taping their mouths shut before bedtime? And where's Grandma?!?

Big Shirl

This episode of Dave & Darren's Top Five Things comes with the following disclaimer: You WILL fall in love with Big Shirl. Don't tell us you weren't warned. Her charms are inescapable!