Cherry Cherry Christmas

What's the best way to deal with pesky teenagers parking their car near your house? A Florida Man answers this question in the most Florida Man way possible: FLAMETHROWER!

Camel Beauty Pageant

If we can't count on an honest camel beauty pageant, what CAN we count on? Why are people putting Christmas trees in their bedrooms?

Joey Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire

We're pumped for the Facts Of Life Live show! Would Bigfoot hunters consider eating them? Joey Chestnut just ate 17 pounds of shrimp cocktail.

November 2021 Patron

Here's the first of two Patron Exclusive podcasts you'll get from us this month. This is the November episode. 

They Call Me Big Nose

The man with the world's longest nose is recognized by the Guinness World Records. A Golden Girls fan convention is happening in Chicago next year. 

Nice Day For A Fake Wedding

Is there a better way to get an ex to contact you than staging and elaborate fake wedding? Dave has thoughts on Get Back and license plates.

Mr Belvedere‘s Nutcracker Suite

An armored car "makes it rain" on a California interstate and we have a new favorite Christmas story. 

Sweet Corn Pringles

To promote Movember, someone made a suit out of mustache hair. Hy-Vee struggles to give Pringles away. A Florida woman tries to McGuyver her way out of a DUI. 

Farm Jokes & Onion Rings

Spank The Joke Telling Monkey Puppet stops by the studio for National Farm Jokes Day.

A Very Nutty Chirstmas

The advice column review has some doozies this episode and Melissa Joan Hart is in love with a nutcracker. We also discuss oven mitts!