Have You Seen This Pickle?

Today's episode features an anthropomorphic pickle who was lost and then abducted and a guy with a finger (not his) in his wallet.

I Wanna Be A Vampire Baby!!!

A bidet company has come up with the absolute WORST Super Bowl promotion in history. The new Batman used to be a high school vampire and we've got a lot of questions.

Say Uncle

Darren FINALLY knows what he wants to be when he grows up. It's not a Marvin Gaye impersonator at the zoo.

The Iowa City Monkey Experiment

Where has Spank been? He's been happily donating his body to science. Crows are now in charge of keeping Sweden's streets beautiful. 

Red Flags In My Book

A&E tries to outdo TLC with a new completely insane TV show. Tiger King's appeal did NOT go as planned. O.J. shares his Halloween costume.

Patron Show - January 2022

Here's the Patron Exclusive Show for January 2022. We made it just for you. 

I Can Taste Powder And Burning

Buzz Aldrin was not a fan of Tang. The Post Office has upset some of The Giving Tree's fans. Juilian Lennon would like to sell you a computer picture of his dad's jacket.

I Am Snowbot

Dave and Darren interview a pair of robots designed to do household chores. Peloton bikes claim another imaginary victim. 

I Wish I Was In School Right Now

A reporter was hit by a car on live TV and managed to finish her update. The Report of the Week finally took Arby's Diablo Dare.

The O.J.Bowl

Both of OJ. Simpson's former NFL teams are still active in the playoffs. Naturally, Juice has thoughts on the Cowboys. All You Can Eat Sushi is not the best deal if you end up in the hospital.