Who Did Jaws Eat?

It's our 800th episode. Can you believe it? Grab a cookie! We talk about ghost pirates, giant middle fingers and inflatable sheep.

Live From Capriottis

We invade Capriottis on 53rd in Davenport for a LIVE podcast with James. This episode features a real life Christmas Meatball MIRACLE! (courtesy Nick The Internet Pizza Guy)

He Thinks He’s The Passionate One

We're programming robots with emotions and they're responding with bear spray. OH...YEAH!

No Virginia (There Isn’t)

There's a disturbing trend of grown-ups ruining Santa for children. Brett Favre got duped by Nazis. The "Oreo Run" may have cost an Illinois high school a state championship.

Patron Show November 2018

Here's the Patron Show for November 2018. Thanks for your support! Nice boots.

S.E. Cupp’s Hot Bench

We're pretty sure SE Cupp isn't going to randomly inject herself into this episode. Judge Judy is getting PAID. Convicts in Fort Dodge want their porn back. 

Absorbent and Yellow and Porous

Spongebob's creator Stephen Hillenburg has died. The internet is losing its mind over a massive Australian steer. A delightful elderly Vikings fan chokes an obnoxious Packer fan.

Jimmy Dean Belt Buckle

Someone has FINALLY invented wrapping paper that smells like breakfast sausages. A wild turkey is mayor of a Wisconsin town. A Florida woman brings meth to her doctor to test it. Is Don on the phone?

Wombats and Fruit Baskets

On today's show we learn a curious fact about wombats. 

Christmas Mystery

That Canadian guy with the Christmas present from 1970 is having an opening event. Deaf 1st Graders learn a valuable lesson. There's a new world record holder for eating corn with a toothpick.