Clown Cop Car

The Super Bowl was super boring. Costco is selling wedding cakes made out of cheese. William Shatner may be the father of a Florida man. His father might also be a guy from Montreal named "Chick". 

The Great Space Roaster

KFC is testing a Cheetos Sandwich. How much would you pay for coffee roasted IN SPACE? Imagine spending six weeks in jail for trafficking Tide detergent.

Cosby Drone Stike

Bill Cosby is the target of prison yard drones. The North Koreans have perfected shirts you can eat. A Florida man brings a WWII hand grenade to a Taco Bell.

Pushing It Beyond Insanity

A lazy Kansas City mailman blows up his mail truck and no one is surprised. A 10-year-old proves Tom Brady is a cheater. Sweetheart candies will be MIA this Valentine's Day.

Juke Box Hero

Dave proposes grown men shouldn't be allowed to dress in costumes at sporting events. Flight attendants had a particularly rough flight to Taiwan. Foreigner wants to find the original Juke Box Hero. 

Zombie John Deere & The Butt Robots

Your gluten-free nuggets might contain wood. The Russians want to put giant billboards in space. Kevin Hart is making a Monopoly movie. Unsolved Mysteries is coming back to TV.

Fire The Robots

A Japanese hotel has fired their robots because they were making more work for the human workers. An artist is playing "Africa" in Africa for eternity. Hawk Harrelson isn't loving retirement.

Irish Back Pain

We've got another story about an otter behaving badly. A Florida man tried to literally kill someone with kindness. An Irish man comes up with a strange (an ineffective) remedy for back pain. 
 
 

810:Mac N Cheese Bucket

Hundreds of vultures are surrounding a KFC. Empty Pringles cans make suitable wine glasses. Costco is selling a 27-pound bucket of macaroni and cheese. 

809:Nacho Chanco

Remember when Dick Clark had a Wednesday night variety show? We didn't either. Taco Bell has a billboard that shoots out real nacho cheese. Why didn't we think of that?