Right There In The Snack Aisle

Erykah Badu is selling incense with a very unique scent. Parasite was the big winner at last night's Academy Awards. A Milwaukee gas station might lose its license after someone in a bathrobe filmed themselves in the snack aisle.

World’s Wettest Singer

Dave recaps The Masked Singer. Scientists have made yarn out of human skin cells. The oldest driver in America shares the secret to his longevity.

Bag Full Of Drugs

Imagine making $17,000 for a single overnight shift at a gas station. Shakira is going on tour and Dave's confused. Old Bay Hot Sauce is a massive hit.

Day The Music Died Spooktacular

The Chiefs won the Super Bowl. The actual real not at all artificially intelligent groundhog says we're due for an early spring. A woman finds her long lost dog on a beer can.

Robot Groundhog

PETA wants to replace the groundhog with an artificially intelligent robot. Iowans are gearing up for the Super Bowl with...Stromboli and Irish Stew?

Large Boulder The Size Of A Small Boulder

We talk about woodchippers, Las Vegas and a rough KFC and we bring back our beloved Animal Farm segment. 

Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back To The Library

There's talk of a Jaws remake. More of us go to the library than to the movies. Marijuana might save the bees.

January Patron Show #2

Here's ANOTHER Patron Exclusive show just for you! Thanks for your support. Enjoy!

Long Lost Tortoise

Inspiration strikes in the oddest places. Restaurants might start charging a fee for use of their chairs. Cats have developed a taste for human flesh. 

Dance The Night Away

David Lee Roth kicked off a tour last week. The Portland Bike Theft Task Force has an ironic case to solve. Get ready for Valentine's Trees.