Black Monday Spooktacular

Are we staring down the barrel of a global toilet paper crisis brought on by a global pandemic? When did you stop listening to Sting? How busy have you been since 1997? 

Florida Toe Sucker

How many times has this happened to you? You're in a dark room watching a patient at a Florida health care facility when you drop your phone. The next thing know you've got a toe sucking allegation to deal with. It happens.

Hot Pocket Heiress

Imagine you’re handed something like being the heiress to the Hot Pockets fortune and figuring out a way to screw that up. Coronavirus could bring on a Diet Coke shortage.

McDonalds 365 Challenge

This episode features The Animal Farm, Tales from the Bus and an unusual way to celebrate turning 40. 

JC & The Zoo Crew

A "daredevil" looking to prove that the Earth is flat proved that it's really hard. A magnetic fishing trip ends with a live grenade catch.

Handy Wacks

They're greasing up the poles down in New Orleans. A pamphlet for teens has some interesting ideas on how to tell someone you love them. Lobster blood could cure cancer.

February Patron Show 2020

Here's another Patron Exclusive show. Thank you for your continued support of Dave & Darren!

World’s Largest Salami

A birthday trip to a Hibachi restaurant ends with second degree burns and a free meal. Disney is making wedding gowns. A world record salami is bigger than the Statue of Liberty. 

Valentine’s Spooktacular 2020

Relax. You're not going to get coronavirus. A researcher says your fantasy will probably end in disappointment. Banks aren't giving away toasters anymore. 

Curse of the Colonel

Does the ghost of Colonel Harland Sanders haunt a Japanese baseball team? Can you get shot for NOT buying weed? Why is Wichita's crime rate plummeting? We'll try and answer these questions and many more on this episode.