Don’t Bring An Imaginary Knife To A Gun Fight

We might have what might be the most Florida story of 2020 for you with this episode. We also share a story of a woman petting an alligator and getting killed by it. But that story isn't from Florida. Twist!

Yes We Have Free Bananas!

A five-year-old attempts to drive to California with $3 to buy a Lamborghini. Ben & Jerry are putting potato chips in their ice cream. Spank joins us to promote a banana giveaway.

Evil Motorcycle Monkey

Who knew eels get lonely? And monkeys can ride motorcycles? Are COVID-19 masks the new concert t-shirts?

Today Is Frrrrrrriday

On this episode we explore the seedy underworld of garden gnomes, discuss Ken Burns' problem with The Last Dance and visit with the Pride & Joy of Cambridge, Illinois.

Robot Monkey Spy

PBS sent an animatronic gorilla into the jungle to observer their dinner theater. Jose Canseco has had contact with aliens and Bigfoot.

Cave Life

Have you ever gone on vacation and run out of money for a hotel? Consider staying in a cave! A library gets a helpful clean up and a couple has custody battle over a winning lottery ticket.

Dirty Little Tomato

On this episode, dirty talk goes horribly wrong, plot holes are exposed and for some reason beyond our understanding, people takeout pizza from Chuck E. Cheese.

Fresh Camel Juice

Have we discovered the cure for COVID-19? Nope. A Long Island Dunkin' Donuts was held up by a bandit on rollerblades. Darren has a telephysical today.

Begin The Begin

COVID-19 seems to hit men harder. Everyone's watching "The Last Dance". And...we're back on the radio. 

Patron Early Access! Begin The Begin

There's some BIG news. Here's the advance info on what we're up to.