The First Rule Of Duck Club

This episode feature comprehensive buffet rankings, Darren offers some good advice for an unusual work dilemma and Florida continues to Florida. Quack Quack!

Hey! Wha Happened?!?

Let's start right out. Hey, wha' happened? As you know, back in 1970.... I starred on a series called, Wha' Happened. Every time something would go wrong, I'd Look at the camera and say: "Hey, wha' happened?"
We had fun with that and other catch phrases.
"I got a real red wagon!"
And, "I can't do my work!"
And I believe I was the first one to use the phrase, "I don't think so!"
It lasted a year. That's good because that's how you establish a cult.

Let’s Play Bono No Bono

Would you say yes to a cardboard hospital bed? What if the bed could also be used as a coffin? Darren plays "Bono No Bono" and Amazing Larry reminisces about his adventures on laughing gas. 

The Best American Band

Hank Azaria has us debating the best rock band in America. Dead people move their limbs with disturbing regularity.

Cuts Like A Knife

Driving home this evening on my Kawasaki motorcycle, I could have sworn we had it all worked out. Also, Florida Man is making his own throwing stars. 

Hello. I’m Wayne Yoda!

Darren brings up an interesting point about Yoda's costume. Americans admit they snoop on their partner's' phones. Queen Latifah IS The Equalizer.

Sit Next To Grandma

Is Baseball coming back? An uninvited wedding guest and a mischievous Grandma formed and alliance to ruin a marriage. PING PONG BALLS!!!

The Red Wine Bandit

This episode has The Animal Farm, Amazing Larry and the most impressive criminal we've ever heard of. 

May 2020 Patron Only Show

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Boozy Salad Bar

A grocery store in St. Louis has reinvented the salad bar. The Supreme Court makes history and Neve Campbell may have work.