The Robots of Hazzard

We've got an update on that insane Anchorage story. Sharon Stone is done dating and Spank has a gig on the West Coast.

Ghost Pepper Donuts & Bacon Masks

Would people be more likely to wear masks if they were made out of bacon? Things are getting CRAZY in Alaska.

The Investment Sandwich

Any tears today? There's new rules for the Moon and exciting opportunities in the fast food futures game.

Patron Saint And The McRib

Millennials take a lot of abuse but one of them is close to becoming a saint. Darren has McRib thoughts to share. 

Tippecanoe And Tyler’s Grandson Too

The grandson of our nation's 10th President has passed away. Darren wants KFC to bring back their rolls and Dave wants to find a T-Rex.

A Few Broken Cookies

Darren has an important consumer tip for a Michigan grocery store. Turkey farmers are adjusting for our upcoming weird Thanksgiving.

Sexy Mail In Ballot

On this episode of Dave & Darren's Top Five things we're talking about topical Halloween costumes, randy pizza delivery guys and WiFi enabled chastity devices.

What A Way To Make A Livin’

Dolly Parton might pose for Playboy and squirrels are starting to eat cheeseburgers. 

Do It For The Gram

Conan The Barbarian is getting a TV show. We're facing the end of Spicy McNuggets. An Australian politician suggest kids give up the beach in favor of back breaking work for the selfies.

Patron Show September 2020

Here's our September 2020 Patron Show live from Dave's garage. Hope you enjoy!