Cap’n Silly Bones

This episode features a miraculous rescue at sea, drunk robots and a pirate who needs to find a new gig. 

Frogger The TV Show

An Arizona man works way too hard to get out of work. Florida Man does 120mph because a song told him to.

Another Gender Party Explosion

Yet ANOTHER gender party reveal death?!? Yep. It's raining 777 parts and aliens are flying over Des Moines, New Mexico. These are interesting times.

Gotta Take My Wolfman Pills!

Someone claims they've invented underpants that will clean themselves. Dave reads more lost ring/metal detector stories.

Big Underwear & The Silence of the Lambs

Thanks to Netflix, corsets are BACK! It's possible Kevin was never really alone in his home.

Chicken Wars Update

The Chicken Wars are back with some heavy hitters entering the battlefield. Or is it a battered field?

PJ’s Creepy Ghost Grandpa

We play a rebranded version of Florida No Florida. The Family Circus might be the most paranormal comic strip of all time.

Peep The Rooster

The Gorilla Glue story somehow got even stupider. A teenage Civil War reenactor lost his pet rooster at a Cracker Barrell. Cocaine Hippos are destroying Columbia's waterways. 

I Am Not A Cat

A woman used Gorilla Glue on her hair and is now considering a lawsuit. Maybe she should hire a cat as her attorney? 

Baby Shower Cannon

We've brought back Thinning The Herd thanks to another fatal baby shower. Your new iPhone could kill your grandparents.