Dollar General Ban

Imagine thinking a counterfeit million dollar bill would actually work. At a Dollar General.
Painting your roof with a new paint could save you a ton of money on energy costs.

Did I Grow THAT?!?!

Two French pals experiment on each other with hemerrhoid cream. We can add maple syrup to the list of things we need to worry about.

The Ginger Assassin

A pro bowler picks up the 7-10 Split on TV for the first time in 30 years. A new Transformer toy will cost you $700. Steak-Umms is feuding with astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson on Twitter.

Walk Of Shame

Colorado is auctioning off 420-friendly license plates. A South Carolina man does a Walk of Shame. The Mrs. Sri Lanka Pageant ends with the winner getting a skull injury.

So Much For Getting Home Early

A rough day at the stock market ends with a lethal bath in molten steel. Dave doesn't understand how HGTV works.

March 2021 Patron Show

Our March Patron Exclusive is the 2021 April Fool's Day Spooktacular! Recorded on our 17th anniversary. Thanks for your support. 

Silent Movies

An Arkansas town has a 91-year-old cop on the beat. A baby's night light makes strange noises. A family argues about Easter cakes.

The Great Pickle Shortage

The Great Pickle Shortage of 2021 is happening even though there's plenty of pickles.  Darren has a great idea for a local edition of Undercover Boss.

Be My Fifth Sticker?

Can Artificial Intelligence come up with good pick-up lines? Is revenge best served in the drive-thru of a McDonald's?

Cinnamon Shrimp Crunch

Topanga's husband claims he found shrimp tails in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch. An HGTV host got scammed. Chinese weddings are strange.