Ellen Calls It Quits

On this episode, a skeleton enthusiast plays with his food and Ellen DeGeneres quits her television show.

A Yacht For My Yacht

The winner of the Kentucky Derby may have just lost the Kentucky Derby. Jeff Bezos is building a $500 million yacht.

No Pants Day

Don't be alarmed when Dennis The Menace shows up at your front door step without any pants on. If a shark eats your leg, shouldn't you be allowed to keep its tooth?

Cuatro De Mayo

Have Bill and Melinda Gates considered turning their marriage off and then turning it back on again?

Take Your Fish For A Walk

Sure, fish make great pets but you can't take them for a walk. Or CAN you?!?

Patron Exclusive Show April 2020

Here's a show we did just for you Patrons! 

Let’s Play Uncle Ball

We may have a solution for baseball's burden of extra innings. There's a new burger joint in town that is also totally not in town.

FaceApp

Anthony Hopkins won an Oscar in his sleep?!? Rising temps means it's Airport Brawl Season. Matching BFF tattoos sounded like a good idea at the time.
 
 

The Birthday Adventures of Con Juan

A Japanese man is in trouble for having too many girlfriends and too many birthdays. Dave wants to close down the beaches again. This time it's because of ticks!

Millenium Falcon Ash Tray

You can own a piece of the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. The PGA is working out a new bonus structure.