I‘m Your Boyfriend Now Nancy!

The site of the first two Nightmare on Elm Street movies is for sale. We might have to deal with a candy corn shortage this year. 

Wiggles Reunion

The Wiggles are reuniting for an adults only arena tour. A gigantic pumpkin missed out on winning the championship due to internal pressure.

A1 Snake Rental

Do you need a snake? Sure! But snake ownership has always been prohibitively expensive. Until now!

Spin As You Like

William Shatner is about to visit outer space. A Bosnian man built his wife a rotating house. Get ready for a Bozo the Clown reboot.

Le Garbage

Captain Kirk does NOT want to go to space. French sanitation workers are striking for a 21 hour work week. Darren wants to be Baby Yoda.

All About Those Toilets (No Treble)

We're getting a new Peanuts special for New Year's Eve. A woman almost died from injuries caused by wearing jean shorts. 

The Arnold Classic

Would it shock you to learn Arnold Schwarzenegger lives with a donkey? Drew Brees seemed confused about his role on Sunday Night Football. Science can tell us which horror movie is the scariest.

Hitting On A Pixie

Meet Mr. Methane! Now we've got bats to worry about. An alarming number of creepy dads go to Disneyland.

Patron EXCLUSIVE Show - September 2021

Here's the September Patrons Only show. Thanks for your continued support! 

Watch Out For Otters

Now we've got OTTERS to worry about?!? At least we can get a deal on a gently used Jeep in Florida.