S.E. Cupp’s Hot Bench

We're pretty sure SE Cupp isn't going to randomly inject herself into this episode. Judge Judy is getting PAID. Convicts in Fort Dodge want their porn back. 

Absorbent and Yellow and Porous

Spongebob's creator Stephen Hillenburg has died. The internet is losing its mind over a massive Australian steer. A delightful elderly Vikings fan chokes an obnoxious Packer fan.

Jimmy Dean Belt Buckle

Someone has FINALLY invented wrapping paper that smells like breakfast sausages. A wild turkey is mayor of a Wisconsin town. A Florida woman brings meth to her doctor to test it. Is Don on the phone?

Wombats and Fruit Baskets

On today's show we learn a curious fact about wombats. 

Christmas Mystery

That Canadian guy with the Christmas present from 1970 is having an opening event. Deaf 1st Graders learn a valuable lesson. There's a new world record holder for eating corn with a toothpick. 

Point After Touchdown Jesus

Cody Parker hit the upright four times because that's what Jesus wanted him to do! McDonalds doesn't have to pay up for undelivered cheese. Kids have found a new way to get high.

Excelsior True Believer!

Stan Lee died. A man who let bats lick his fingers also died. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas but if you live in Vegas that's not ideal. Nuff said. 

Card Carrying Mervert

Mermaids are dealing with harassment. Rocky 8 is coming to theaters this month. Darren may have figured out a way to revitalize the franchise. Also, a guy falls out of a Waffle House ceiling because Alabama. 

Spencers Gifts Management Material

A boob job goes horribly wrong. Alexa wants to help you with your Thanksgiving turkey. A honeymooner comes back from Belize with a surprise in her pants.