August 2018 Patron Show

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765: The Horny French Dolphin

A randy dolphin terrorized French beachgoers. Look! We found a new coral reef (ocean bones)! KFC wants you to name your baby after the Colonel. 

764:Monkey Mondays

Noel Gallagher found an entire album in his sock drawer. JoJo was hyper and now Monkey Mondays have been cancelled. Air pollution is making us all dumber.

763:Livin’ On The Edge

There's something wrong with the world today. I don't know what it is. People are putting fans on their roofs to blow smoke back into Canada, joining the Carnie Mafia and biting off thumbs.

762:Guadalajara Moon Ice

There's ice on the poles of the Moon. The animal cracker animals are now free to roam. Darren has clearly never watched a single episode of "Brewed".

761:Tinkerbell Can’t Fly

Drunk Tinkelbell got kicked off a plane bound for Poland. The Eagles asked for a recount. Darren picks horses based on how well their name would work as a cigarette brand.

760: Shake Randy Orton’s Hand

The Viper allegedly had an uncomfortable way of welcoming WWE writers. Wisconsin dogs continue their licking reign of terror. It's movie night at...the cemetery?!?

759: Evonne Goolagong Beat Bobby Flay

Evonne Fay Goolagong beat Bobby Flay despite having iron poor blood. There's a Burger King in the UK that only plays "Africa" by Toto on a constant loop. It's important to have a good story for the Pillsbury people.

758:Strokin’

Clarence Carter's hit Strokin' is...odd. Get ready for Pumpkin Spice Frosted Flakes. The American Pickers found Aerosmith's original tour van.

757:Luxury Chicken Diapers

Is Jaws about to solve a decades old murder mystery? Why are people buying chicken diapers? A new tick species of tick is invading America.