632:Goldfish Too Drunk To Drive

August 18th, 2017

Darren is on his way to see the Solar Eclipse. Goldfish are able to turn themselves into booze each winter. Obi Wan is about to get his own movie. 


631:Forever is Gonna Start On This Cruise

August 17th, 2017

Turn around on this cruise, Bright Eyes!


630:My Robot Wife

August 15th, 2017

Americans are drinking a lot more than we used to. Could magic mushroom pills be availble over the counter? The Nature Boy needs our prayers, Daddy. 


629:Bark At The Eclipse

August 9th, 2017

Ozzy is performing in southern Illinois during the eclipse. Letterman is coming to Netflix just as Disney leaves it. Who wants to see a Lucy movie?


628:Pilotless Planes

August 8th, 2017

Which is a dumber idea: airplanes without pilots or Dunkin' Donuts without "Donuts". How was Buffalo Tom not a bigger band? Do hackers have your password? Godzilla is dead. 


627:Where’s Fonzie When You Need Him

August 3rd, 2017

We've come up with a catchphrase for Anson Williams. The Mooch wanted to do a national lottery where the winner got to golf with President Trump. You should really tip delivery drivers to keep them "toasty".


626:Total Eclipse Of The Dinosaur

August 2nd, 2017

Just as Darren predicted it's good to be Bonnie Tyler again! Mr. Vince Neil is coming to the rescue. NFL fans are going to watch a LOT of commercials this year.


625:Cobra Pringles

August 1st, 2017

Reince Preibus was a human fly-swatter. Bartman is getting a World Series ring. Science finally knows which body part hurts the most when it gets stung by a bee.