685:The Cranberry Saw Us

January 16th, 2018

Johnnie Walker has a girlfriend who might go well with the new millenial friendly Diet Cokes. There's been ANOTHER false missle alarm. Is an all-sand diet the secret to a long life? It's not.


684:Minnesota Miracle

January 15th, 2018

Hawaii had an interesting Saturday. Things got interesting in Minnesota on Sunday. Charlie Daniels is fed up with Taco Bell's jokes about the secret organization running the world.


683:Murderous Slaughterbots

January 11th, 2018

Drones are attacking and robots are stripping. Not even the most talented Asparmancer could have predicted this!


682: To Santa

January 10th, 2018

Darren has a plan to get rid of his Christmas tree. Australian bats blood is boiling while frozen iguanas falls out of trees in the U.S. A new app will warn you about flatulence in real time.


681:A Trash Can In The Desert

January 10th, 2018

People are fighting over the Charles Manson's estate. Lana Del Rey is getting sued by Radiohead who were once sued by The Hollies.


680:A Side Of Hepatitis

January 5th, 2018

We're going to have to wait until 2019 for new Game Of Thrones. Alex Trebek had brain surgery, The Patriots might be falling apart. This is a great time of year for the funeral business.


679:Game Of Games

January 4th, 2018

We originally posted this episode as 679: Hall Of The Very Good. This version removes a section of skipping audio. We go from congratulating our Cover 5 Champ Danimal to an abrupt edit and Dave's review of Ellen's new game show.


678:All I Want For July 4th Is You

December 28th, 2017

Mariah Carey wants us to leave our Christmas trees up until July 4th. A Dominican Republic funeral ends poorly. Vodka pasta is to blame for an OWI.


677:Tinsel Lung

December 27th, 2017

Lawrence Welk was born in North Dakota. That's a North Dakota accent! They pulled the plug on one of the creators of Mtv's "Unplugged".


676:Ovid Come Home

December 22nd, 2017

Was youthquake a thing this year? Papa John lost his job at Papa John's. A very special guest leaves a voicemail.