792:Christmas Mystery

November 17th, 2018

That Canadian guy with the Christmas present from 1970 is having an opening event. Deaf 1st Graders learn a valuable lesson. There's a new world record holder for eating corn with a toothpick. 


791:Point After Touchdown Jesus

November 14th, 2018

Cody Parker hit the upright four times because that's what Jesus wanted him to do! McDonalds doesn't have to pay up for undelivered cheese. Kids have found a new way to get high.


790:Excelsior True Believer!

November 12th, 2018

Stan Lee died. A man who let bats lick his fingers also died. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas but if you live in Vegas that's not ideal. Nuff said. 


789:Card Carrying Mervert

November 8th, 2018

Mermaids are dealing with harassment. Rocky 8 is coming to theaters this month. Darren may have figured out a way to revitalize the franchise. Also, a guy falls out of a Waffle House ceiling because Alabama. 


788:Spencers Gifts Management Material

November 5th, 2018

A boob job goes horribly wrong. Alexa wants to help you with your Thanksgiving turkey. A honeymooner comes back from Belize with a surprise in her pants.


787: Nice Day For A Poltergeist Wedding

October 30th, 2018

That nudist waterpark is probably a yumbo. The Halloween News Circle for 2018 is now complete. Bills fans have an odd way of enjoying their home games.


786:Splashers Pleasure Park

October 29th, 2018

Oh, Canada. On today's episode we discuss an waterpark for nudists and the crushing disappointment that one feels when they get the one thing they've been lobbying for.


785:Super Horny Fish

October 24th, 2018

Frankie has facts for Halloween. Antidepressants in the water are making fish randy. You're probably full of plastic. 


784:Booby Trapped!

October 22nd, 2018

A North Carolina man will be feeding the squirrels with his left hand from now on. China is thinking about building a second moon. Toilets have been exploding across America.


783:New European Game Shows

October 17th, 2018

Europe has come up with some new interesting game shows. The guy inside the Big Bird suit is calling it quits.