640:Diamonds On Uranus

September 12th, 2017

Science says is literally rains diamond on Uranus. You can guess what we did with this news. Classy.


639:Oktoberfest Shoes

September 6th, 2017

Another New England team admits to cheating. The Germans have mastered beer resisitant shoes. Russian hackers are messing around with the power grid. Say hello to the first new chocolate in 80 years!


638:B As In Bravo

September 5th, 2017

A lost underwater city is full of fish sauce. This year's Burning Man featured an actual burning man. Strippers pay for their IDs with cash.


637:Kermit The Fraud

August 31st, 2017

Taylor Swift is scamming her fans. Maybe Darren should have been the new Kermit. Kid Rock is going to open a restaurant featuring Detroit cuisine. Whatever that is.


636:Recharge Encyclical

August 30th, 2017

The cold weather that's on its way could be lethal. The iPhone 8 won't be cheap. If you get fired, Burger King wants to give you a Whopper. 


635:Step By Step

August 28th, 2017

Houston is underwater. You're scooping your ice cream the wrong way. Once again, The USA reigns supreme at air guitar. 


634:2 Good 2 Be 4gotten

August 24th, 2017

Taylor Swift is about to dethrone Despacito. Lagunitas is making beer with weed, man. Nobody goes to the movies anymore. High school popularity is not a predictor of future success or happiness. 



August 23rd, 2017

Darren's back from the totallity. Has it changed him? Would winning the Powerball change Darren? 


632:Goldfish Too Drunk To Drive

August 18th, 2017

Darren is on his way to see the Solar Eclipse. Goldfish are able to turn themselves into booze each winter. Obi Wan is about to get his own movie. 


631:Forever is Gonna Start On This Cruise

August 17th, 2017

Turn around on this cruise, Bright Eyes!