686:Silver Platter Camels

January 24th, 2018

Darren thinks Amish teens go out on "fuddrucker". Science clones monkeys. The last 10 minutes of this show were lost so prepare for a sudden ending on this one. 

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685:The Cranberry Saw Us

January 16th, 2018

Johnnie Walker has a girlfriend who might go well with the new millenial friendly Diet Cokes. There's been ANOTHER false missle alarm. Is an all-sand diet the secret to a long life? It's not.

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684:Minnesota Miracle

January 15th, 2018

Hawaii had an interesting Saturday. Things got interesting in Minnesota on Sunday. Charlie Daniels is fed up with Taco Bell's jokes about the secret organization running the world.

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683:Murderous Slaughterbots

January 11th, 2018

Drones are attacking and robots are stripping. Not even the most talented Asparmancer could have predicted this!

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682: To Santa

January 10th, 2018

Darren has a plan to get rid of his Christmas tree. Australian bats blood is boiling while frozen iguanas falls out of trees in the U.S. A new app will warn you about flatulence in real time.

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681:A Trash Can In The Desert

January 10th, 2018

People are fighting over the Charles Manson's estate. Lana Del Rey is getting sued by Radiohead who were once sued by The Hollies.

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