He Didn’t Start The Fire (Except He Totally Did)

This episode features an ALL-TIME GREAT meltdown, solid advice and an argument over Hot Pockets that ends with a bullet to the butt. 

Project Neptune

People will climb to the top of the highest mountain or spend weeks at the bottom of the deep blue sea in search of kicks, baby! KICKS! 

Family Secrets

This episode of Top Five Things features odd family secrets, olive oil coffee and another terrific Florida man story.

The Nashville Wake Up Call

A man visiting Nashville (ON BUSINESS!!) woke up to the sight of the hotel manager sucking on his toes. A high school prank and an astronaut's funeral go terribly wrong.

The 36 Month Lease

Mahatma Gandhi famously said, “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” If he were alive today, he'd probably say, "Before you sign, learn what the word lease means."

Tinder For Parrots

This episode features fake twins, parrot hookups over Facetime, people horny for robots and details on a sledgehammer recall.
 

Philly Pizza Cop

In this episode, a naughty puppy turns into an unlikely life-saving hero, an ultramarathoner gets a free ride and a pizza delivery guy actually gets some sort of commendation from the police.

The Great Dime Heist

This episode features a diabolical dime heist, a middle school fight club and a stuffed eagle who plans on flying a bachelorette party to Sweden. 

AI Fortune Cookies

This installment of our Top Five Things Podcast includes an April Fools Prank gone horribly wrong, some good advice and a warning from the FBI.

March 2023 Patron Show

This is the March 2023 Patron Show.