December 5th, 2017

Did you know people in Illinois put mustard on their Pop-Tarts? Of course you didn't because that's just stupid. A possum breaking into a Florida liquor store and getting drunk? Now THAT makes sense.


669:Matt Later Never Promised You A Rose Garden

November 29th, 2017

Matt Lauer is looking for a job. Was Country Music superstar Lynn Anderson a fan of our podcast? A South Bend TV reporter is "literally upset" at a mall opening. 


668:Cold Moon 2017

November 28th, 2017

A Flat-Earther wants to shoot himself into space to prove we've been lied to. Italian food isn't easy to find in Arkansas. Wham! can make some people crazy.


667:Head Transplant

November 22nd, 2017

David Cassidy is dead. Dave says he's done with the Olympics. There's no law against throwing live turkeys out of a plane. You'll be paying more for your Christmas tree this year. 


666:The Crusty Paw

November 21st, 2017

Charlie Rose is the next contestant on Who Wants To Be A Pervy Old Man? Geologists say the Earth is turning slower and we can expect big earthquakes in 2018. Wisconsin lawmakers want to lower the drinking age back to 19. 


665:As The Crow Flies

November 17th, 2017

There are now TWO Black Crowes cover bands made up of former members of The Black Crowes. A UFO was spotted over Oregon. People watch Netflix in public bathrooms. Your kids really want to go to Winnipeg.


664:Cap’n Crunch In Space

November 15th, 2017

Cancel the ersters. STP has their new frontman. The International Space Station now has pizza and ice cream. Tile-Gate is rocking the Scrabble community. 


661:Gas Addicted Monkey

November 8th, 2017

Puff Daddy was just kidding, everybody. There's an app to tell you when the McFlurry machine is broken. A monkey LOVES to drink gasoline.


660:Middle Earth Crisis

November 7th, 2017

Are you ready for a new Lord of the Rings TV show? Puffy is noe Brother Love. Hardee's is launching Jolly Rancher Milkshakes. A Chicago hot dog stand robbery goes horribly wrong.


659:Flight To Detroit

November 2nd, 2017

The Houston Astros are World Series Champs. Papa John says the NFL is to blame for slow pizza sales. A Florida woman gave birth to a baby Frankenstein.