630:My Robot Wife
August 15th, 2017
Americans are drinking a lot more than we used to. Could magic mushroom pills be availble over the counter? The Nature Boy needs our prayers, Daddy.
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629:Bark At The Eclipse
August 9th, 2017
Ozzy is performing in southern Illinois during the eclipse. Letterman is coming to Netflix just as Disney leaves it. Who wants to see a Lucy movie?
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628:Pilotless Planes
August 8th, 2017
Which is a dumber idea: airplanes without pilots or Dunkin' Donuts without "Donuts". How was Buffalo Tom not a bigger band? Do hackers have your password? Godzilla is dead.
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627:Where’s Fonzie When You Need Him
August 3rd, 2017
We've come up with a catchphrase for Anson Williams. The Mooch wanted to do a national lottery where the winner got to golf with President Trump. You should really tip delivery drivers to keep them "toasty".
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626:Total Eclipse Of The Dinosaur
August 2nd, 2017
Just as Darren predicted it's good to be Bonnie Tyler again! Mr. Vince Neil is coming to the rescue. NFL fans are going to watch a LOT of commercials this year.
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625:Cobra Pringles
August 1st, 2017
Reince Preibus was a human fly-swatter. Bartman is getting a World Series ring. Science finally knows which body part hurts the most when it gets stung by a bee.
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624:That Trick NEVER Works
July 27th, 2017
Say goodbye to Coke Zero. Lyft is now offering Taco Mode. A pedicure ends with an amputation.
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623:Two Spooked Horses
July 25th, 2017
Do you still "tape" TV shows? Bond is back in 2019. Butternut squash is NOT cheese.
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622:Tet Baxter
July 24th, 2017
Skyscaper architects are learning that Chicago is a windy city. Who knew? People are upset that Michael Phelps didn't race a real shark. Kermit wouldn't do that.
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621:Blue Tick Special
July 20th, 2017
Not responding to rext messages might be grounds for divorce. The Nacho Radio Center isn't happening for at least another two years. Disney has more live action plans. Kenny and Dolly will get together one last time.
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