Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

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July 18, 2019  

Patron Show July 2019

Here's a show we did EXCLUSIVELY for you wonderful Patrons! Thanks for your support.

July 16, 2019  

The Exsanguination Situation

One of Dave's favorite YouTubers reviews Darren's latest discovery. You can add cloned ticks to the list of things to be terrified of. 

July 15, 2019  

Burger King Tacos and Fried Chicken

We're back from vacation with tales of fast food, parental pranks and puppy mills.

July 3, 2019  

Hawaii Five-O Times Two

We are truly the land of the great. From the rocky shores of … Hawaii…to the beautiful sandy beaches of … Hawaii … America is our home!

July 2, 2019  

The New Batch

Remember Gremlins? They're getting a TV show. Why pay for half a cake? It's raining men.

July 1, 2019  

Meet Me At The Book Burn

Guys, get ready to chestfeed! A yearbook gets recalled, hash rounds are denied and a cursed ring brings misery to all who possess it.

June 27, 2019  

Snake Massage

Looking for an all natural way to reduce stress? Consider getting strangled by a boa constrictor. Kids really DO say the darndest things!

June 25, 2019  

A Duet of Seagulls

Floridians think Tiger Yoga sounds like a good idea. A Michigan man has to give half of his lottery winnings to his ex-wife. Illinois has approved recreational marijuana.

June 21, 2019  

New Freddie Mercury Song

Meth attack squirrel may have been a Yumbo. A new Freddie Mercury song made its debut.   Seals have learned how to sing the Star Wars Theme.

June 19, 2019  

Alabama Attack Squirrel

A drug ring in Alabama got a squirrel addicted to meth to force him into a life of crime. Millennials don't use deodorant.