630:My Robot Wife

August 15th, 2017

Americans are drinking a lot more than we used to. Could magic mushroom pills be availble over the counter? The Nature Boy needs our prayers, Daddy. 

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629:Bark At The Eclipse

August 9th, 2017

Ozzy is performing in southern Illinois during the eclipse. Letterman is coming to Netflix just as Disney leaves it. Who wants to see a Lucy movie?

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628:Pilotless Planes

August 8th, 2017

Which is a dumber idea: airplanes without pilots or Dunkin' Donuts without "Donuts". How was Buffalo Tom not a bigger band? Do hackers have your password? Godzilla is dead. 

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627:Where’s Fonzie When You Need Him

August 3rd, 2017

We've come up with a catchphrase for Anson Williams. The Mooch wanted to do a national lottery where the winner got to golf with President Trump. You should really tip delivery drivers to keep them "toasty".

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626:Total Eclipse Of The Dinosaur

August 2nd, 2017

Just as Darren predicted it's good to be Bonnie Tyler again! Mr. Vince Neil is coming to the rescue. NFL fans are going to watch a LOT of commercials this year.

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625:Cobra Pringles

August 1st, 2017

Reince Preibus was a human fly-swatter. Bartman is getting a World Series ring. Science finally knows which body part hurts the most when it gets stung by a bee. 

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624:That Trick NEVER Works

July 27th, 2017

Say goodbye to Coke Zero. Lyft is now offering Taco Mode. A pedicure ends with an amputation.

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623:Two Spooked Horses

July 25th, 2017

Do you still "tape" TV shows? Bond is back in 2019. Butternut squash is NOT cheese. 

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622:Tet Baxter

July 24th, 2017

Skyscaper architects are learning that Chicago is a windy city. Who knew? People are upset that Michael Phelps didn't race a real shark. Kermit wouldn't do that.

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621:Blue Tick Special

July 20th, 2017

Not responding to rext messages might be grounds for divorce. The Nacho Radio Center isn't happening for at least another two years. Disney has more live action plans. Kenny and Dolly will get together one last time.

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