Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

Glass Blown Sausage

Is sausage scented gift wrap the best idea? Should you let a moose lick your car? Who was Mouse Man?

All Rise: The Musical!

Spike Lee is directing a musical about Viagra. That seems like a better idea than dancing on your back or flamethrowing on the top of a bus.

Walk The Bat

Dave wants us to believe Chili and Cinnamon Rolls is a thing. Florida man attempts to conceal drugs in his fat rolls. 

Off To The Pigeon Races

Blaming the dog for your own flatulence is a jerk move. A bidding war broke out over a racing pigeon. That moon rock was just petrified wood.

Geese And Ravens And Badgers (Oh My!)

We learn about the Native American Zodiac and Darren chimes in on Reddit's AITA.

It Was The BURST Of Times?!?

Was this podcast written by monkeys? No. There's election fraud in the New Zealand Bird of the Year contest. Who will replace Alex Trebeck?

Female Sandwich Inspector

The Toy Hall of Fame announced the Class of 2020. The Chicken Sandwich Wars are about to have a new combatant.

Election Day Spooktacular 2020

Walmart is firing their robots. Jon Lester spent a ton of money on beer this weekend.

October 2020 Patron Show-Dave & Darren Classics

Here's a look back at the first time we tried to be funny on the radio in the morning. Thank you for your support, Patrons!

The Russian Abe Froman

Someone thought Play-Doh that smells like coffee and Mom Jeans was a good thing. Russia's "Sausage King" was killed in his sauna with a crossbow.