The Pride And Joy Of Cambridge Illinois

Hello LEVITRA! We called our little buddy Amazing Larry to celebrate his birthday. Rah-GEE!

Chickity China the Chinese Chicken

A shampoo bandit stalks the aisles of Buffalo's helpless pharmacies. Throwing coins into your jet's engine is not lucky. Your chicken might soon come with its own GPS. 

I’d Like To Report Some Underage Drinking

We're not hating this AAF. A cop provided a romantic ride to jail for a Florida couple. A woman discovers she's literally sitting on a goldmine.

Congrats On Your Best Butt Award

Peter Tork of The Monkees has died. A Wisconsin High School cheerleading coach gave away some awkward awards at their banquet. A Texas man loses a bet and ends up at a dog park covered in peanut butter.

The Chum Ban

It might soon be illegal to spill blood and guts all over Florida's beaches. There are new world records for rabbit tricks and baby teeth.

In My Fatigued Stupor

Manny Machado is going to San Diego. Dave's not happy. A man died in a portable toilet fire near the Baltimore Ravens stadium. Was that car theft in Newark all just a crazy dream?

February 2019 Patron Show

Thanks Patrons for allowing us to talk about Long John Silvers, Small Dog Warnings and Waterworld. All thanks to you!

Dave & Darren’s Animal Farm

We brought back a benchmark from our days on FM radio, The Animal Farm. This episode features ladder building monkeys, invading polar bears and pigs with unusual appetites.

Refrigerdating

Millennials like music from the 60's to 90's better than anything recorded after 2000. Darren gets introduced to The Brady Kids cover of "American Pie". Samsung releases an app to let owners of their $4000 fridges refrigerdate each other,

Blondes Have More Fun

911 is to be used ONLY for emergencies. Australia's "theme song" is not "Baby Shark". Hawaii wants to change the smoking age to 100.