Garlic: Endgame

Florida Man fails to rewrite DUI laws. A grown man has a strict list of do and don'ts for the new Marvel movie.

Wedding Shaming

Nicholas Cage is heartbroken after his latest marriage lasted four days. Heavy Metal Knitting is big in Finland. KFC and Cinnabon announce an unholy union.

Bleach Boys

James Holzhauer might break Jeopardy. A church wants you to give them $450 to drink bleach. 

Patron Show April 2019

Dave's baking a chicken pot pie and you're inviting to come along for the ride. Thanks again Patrons for your continued support of Dave & Darren's Top Five Things.

The Customer Is Always Right

Imagine trying to avoid the draft by eating tons of fried chicken. Mashed potatoes are showing randomly appearing in what may or may not be the capital of Mississippi. 

Big Bad Grannies

Tiger wins The Masters, Notre Dame is burning and an Indiana man sues his parents over the boxes of pornography they destroyed.

Here’s Bees In Your Eye

We've looked into the center of a black hole and set a new cheese pizza world record. It's a good day to be alive.

Key West K-Mart

Remember that story from Utah about the baseball field and the gasoline? It's happened again! Plus we learn about Scootskis, brah.

Yes, I Hear You Clem Fandango!

Steven, can you hear me? This episode features beach trash, veggie burgers and cowboy pinball.

The Sour Cream Gun

Here we go again with the discovery of another Chicago mobster's secret vault. Get ready to see a picture of a black hole! Darren enjoys chicken thighs.