New Coke Is It (Again)

Get ready for another edition of Ask Darren, the return of New Coke and composting Grandpa.

May 2019 Patron Show

We made you another show, Patrons. Hope you enjoy! Thanks again!

Erotic Cookie Massage

We've got a nominee for Father of the Year. More Game of Thrones is on the way. Get ready for Impossible Pizza.

Hope I Die Before I Get Old

Queen has made NO money off Bohemian Rhapsody, Roger Daltrey is a buzzkill and KISS is giving refunds.

Rest In Peace, Dorf

We've lost Peggy Lipton, Doris Day and Tim Conway. We're going to put a woman on the moon. Stormtroopers will kick you out of Disney World.

And Now To Honor America...

We begin the show with possibly the WORST version of the anthem in our nation's history and discuss shoe size, Delaware strippers and mascot abuse.

Lamb Reserves

A new bride has an issue with her new in-laws before her wedding dinner ends. We've got one of the all-time most Florida Florida stories for you.  

How Deep Is Your Flood

There's cocaine in the shrimp! Ricky Schroder is an alleged serial assaulter. Vancouver has some gross new mascots.

Roller Coaster Dummies

Should the roller coaster ride abruptly end on the roof of a business across the street? 

The Measles Bunch

There isn't going to be another Woodstock this year. Brady Bunch star Maureen McCormick isn't happy with anti vaxxers. Hamburglers are a real online menace.