A Duet of Seagulls

Floridians think Tiger Yoga sounds like a good idea. A Michigan man has to give half of his lottery winnings to his ex-wife. Illinois has approved recreational marijuana.

New Freddie Mercury Song

Meth attack squirrel may have been a Yumbo. A new Freddie Mercury song made its debut.   Seals have learned how to sing the Star Wars Theme.

Alabama Attack Squirrel

A drug ring in Alabama got a squirrel addicted to meth to force him into a life of crime. Millennials don't use deodorant.

Screech’s Spaghetti Sauce

Dave gets an answer from the "Quad City" frozen pizza company. Florida police have apprehended the Pool Float Bandit. A Vermont man hits a cop car looking for a Saved By The Bell episode. 

Truth Hurts

How many viewings of the Avengers movie is too many? Dave discovers Lizzo. The Thompson Twins argue over hot dogs.

Aggressive Doorbells

We've got a Florida Man story that actually happens in New York and news that Millennials are killing the doorbell industry.

The Old Town Road

Get ready for a summer filled with crop tops for men, taco shell shortages and horses in motels.

Electric Daisy Taint Bruise

The Jeopardy Wiz has finally lost. A bus driver blames an OWI on a bad donut. David Lee Roth surprises some Van Halen fans. Just kidding, they have no clue who he is. 

They Ran Out Of Words

Eight kids won the National Spelling Bee. Corey Taylor needs to relax. Jean Speedos are a thing now. 

An Abundance of Shower Rings

An Alabama man ordered shower rings from Amazon and got something else. Moby is going away for a while. Arby's will always have the meats.