Cooler Full of Wieners

Somehow we managed to have our Spooktacular this year at the end of July.

She’s Still A Champion From The Block

This episode is a salute to Jennifer Lopez on her 50th birthday. We're pulling out all the stops and Purple Jesus is paying for it. 

Beating The Jesus High Score

An amateur horse dentist is in trouble. A pastor tries to beat a fasting record previously (and still) held by Jesus. Bella Thorne is pansexual.

Patron Show July 2019

Here's a show we did EXCLUSIVELY for you wonderful Patrons! Thanks for your support.

The Exsanguination Situation

One of Dave's favorite YouTubers reviews Darren's latest discovery. You can add cloned ticks to the list of things to be terrified of. 

Burger King Tacos and Fried Chicken

We're back from vacation with tales of fast food, parental pranks and puppy mills.

Hawaii Five-O Times Two

We are truly the land of the great. From the rocky shores of … Hawaii…to the beautiful sandy beaches of … Hawaii … America is our home!

The New Batch

Remember Gremlins? They're getting a TV show. Why pay for half a cake? It's raining men.

Meet Me At The Book Burn

Guys, get ready to chestfeed! A yearbook gets recalled, hash rounds are denied, and a cursed ring brings misery to all who possess it.

Snake Massage

Looking for an all natural way to reduce stress? Consider getting strangled by a boa constrictor. Kids really DO say the darndest things!