688:A Reason To Swallow

Darren may be a hypochondriac. Illinois might ban tackle football for kids under 12. Ronda Rousey joins the WWE.

687:Back Up Your Hulu

Dave is "Deodorant Rich". Vince McMahon is bringing back the XFL. A French woman gave birth to a rubber glove. Shark charities have been raking in the dough.

686:Silver Platter Camels

Darren thinks Amish teens go out on "fuddrucker". Science clones monkeys. The last 10 minutes of this show were lost so prepare for a sudden ending on this one. 

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685:The Cranberry Saw Us

Johnnie Walker has a girlfriend who might go well with the new millennial friendly Diet Cokes. There's been ANOTHER false missile alarm. Is an all-sand diet the secret to a long life? It's not.

684:Minnesota Miracle

Hawaii had an interesting Saturday. Things got interesting in Minnesota on Sunday. Charlie Daniels is fed up with Taco Bell's jokes about the secret organization running the world.

683:Murderous Slaughterbots

Drones are attacking and robots are stripping. Not even the most talented Asparmancer could have predicted this!

682: To Santa

Darren has a plan to get rid of his Christmas tree. Australian bats blood is boiling while frozen iguanas falls out of trees in the U.S. A new app will warn you about flatulence in real time.

681:A Trash Can In The Desert

People are fighting over the Charles Manson's estate. Lana Del Rey is getting sued by Radiohead who were once sued by The Hollies.

680:A Side Of Hepatitis

We're going to have to wait until 2019 for new Game Of Thrones. Alex Trebek had brain surgery. The Patriots might be falling apart. This is a great time of year for the funeral business.