637:Kermit The Fraud

August 31st, 2017

Taylor Swift is scamming her fans. Maybe Darren should have been the new Kermit. Kid Rock is going to open a restaurant featuring Detroit cuisine. Whatever that is.


636:Recharge Encyclical

August 30th, 2017

The cold weather that's on its way could be lethal. The iPhone 8 won't be cheap. If you get fired, Burger King wants to give you a Whopper. 


635:Step By Step

August 28th, 2017

Houston is underwater. You're scooping your ice cream the wrong way. Once again, The USA reigns supreme at air guitar. 


634:2 Good 2 Be 4gotten

August 24th, 2017

Taylor Swift is about to dethrone Despacito. Lagunitas is making beer with weed, man. Nobody goes to the movies anymore. High school popularity is not a predictor of future success or happiness. 



August 23rd, 2017

Darren's back from the totallity. Has it changed him? Would winning the Powerball change Darren? 


632:Goldfish Too Drunk To Drive

August 18th, 2017

Darren is on his way to see the Solar Eclipse. Goldfish are able to turn themselves into booze each winter. Obi Wan is about to get his own movie. 


631:Forever is Gonna Start On This Cruise

August 17th, 2017

Turn around on this cruise, Bright Eyes!


630:My Robot Wife

August 15th, 2017

Americans are drinking a lot more than we used to. Could magic mushroom pills be availble over the counter? The Nature Boy needs our prayers, Daddy. 


629:Bark At The Eclipse

August 9th, 2017

Ozzy is performing in southern Illinois during the eclipse. Letterman is coming to Netflix just as Disney leaves it. Who wants to see a Lucy movie?


628:Pilotless Planes

August 8th, 2017

Which is a dumber idea: airplanes without pilots or Dunkin' Donuts without "Donuts". How was Buffalo Tom not a bigger band? Do hackers have your password? Godzilla is dead.