624:That Trick NEVER Works

July 27th, 2017

Say goodbye to Coke Zero. Lyft is now offering Taco Mode. A pedicure ends with an amputation.


623:Two Spooked Horses

July 25th, 2017

Do you still "tape" TV shows? Bond is back in 2019. Butternut squash is NOT cheese. 


622:Tet Baxter

July 24th, 2017

Skyscaper architects are learning that Chicago is a windy city. Who knew? People are upset that Michael Phelps didn't race a real shark. Kermit wouldn't do that.


621:Blue Tick Special

July 20th, 2017

Not responding to rext messages might be grounds for divorce. The Nacho Radio Center isn't happening for at least another two years. Disney has more live action plans. Kenny and Dolly will get together one last time.


620: It’s A Bird! It’s A Plane! It’s A Robe,

July 18th, 2017

Blue Apron has to compete with Amazon. Google is releasing 20 million mosquitos for science. Taylor Swift might be stuffed in a suitcase right now. 


619:French Fries And Ice Cream

July 17th, 2017

Soon air travel made be impossible by climate change and farts. Darren thinks a Frenchman won the JDC. Dr Who is a woman now. They're building a Westworld for Star Wars fans. 


618:Lady Blue Eyes

July 12th, 2017

This is the dawning of the sixth mass-extinction! Pitbull wants to by The Marlins. Tasers and gasoline don't mix.


617:NYC Loud Love

July 11th, 2017

Dave's back from Colorado. They've run out of weed in Nevada. An umbrella sharing service is done because people can't be trusted with umbrellas. In retrospect, her name probably isn't pronounced "Dahyena".


616:3rd Of July Spooktacular

July 3rd, 2017

Corey Feldman rocks so hard, he lost a tooth. An airline is tossing around the idea of a seatless plane. Weed is now legal in Vegas.