603:Counterfeit Budweiser Covfefe

May 31st, 2017

Mary Kay Letourneau is on the market! Vampire bats are feasting on human blood. A Chinese factory is busted for making fake Budweiser. 


602:Sport Jelly Beans

May 30th, 2017

Fun Fact: Jelly Beans have sugar in them. Tiger Woods says he wasn't drinking when he got his DUI. These kids today don't understand how to hunger strike.


601:The Man Who Didn’t Wash Dishes

May 26th, 2017

This episode features giant storms on Jupiter, a gross proposal, pink pineapples and a lesbian train station.


600: Number 600

May 24th, 2017

How big does a band have to be to have a cover band pay tribute to them? Americans are taking more vacation days. Get ready for Top Gun 2.


599:Moon Bugs

May 23rd, 2017

The Indy 500 pole sitter got robbed at gunpoint at Taco Bell. Science has found a cure for diabeties in mouse. Enjoy the Rat Cafe!


598:Missed Connections

May 19th, 2017

Chris Cornell's family says he was not suicidal. Young women are over shaving their legs and underarms. We bring back the Missed Connections segment because YOU asked for it. 


597:Hail Storm

May 17th, 2017

The Eagles are reuniting because of Eastern and Western guilds. Apple is reinventing the pizza box. A first date at the movies ends in a lawsuit. 


596:Lowes Cyborgs

May 15th, 2017

Coming soon to Lowes: cyborg employees! The MP3 is dead. People aren't naming babies "Caitlyn" anymore but they are naming them Kylo. Cheddar Bay Biscuit Lip Balm is now a thing. 


595:Porn Star Shark Tank

May 11th, 2017

A cam girl pulls a video yumbo. A ten-year-old outsmarts a gator. A real life Rupert Holmes situation happens in Texas. Brain damage makes us more religious. 


594:Time Travel Urkel

May 9th, 2017

Would you time travel to the past or the future? Which over the countert seasonal allergy medicine is most effective? Is Richard Simmons now Fiona Simmons? How many Chinese? We'll answer most of these questions on this installment of Top Five Things.